Slugs Ghosts

being contained by circles of salt

My nippon steel blade has been folded 0 times

Made some fucked up tofu scramble with taco seasoning, then poured it on some spaghetti with pesto. Tastes like a bizarro carbonara, but it's good

Why be exclusively sad when you can have anger in your heart as well?

Just bought a watermelon at the store, you jelly?

If you cant handle me at my "XD", then you dont deserve me at my "rawr :3"

Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned?!

Played a ttrpg with some buddies. One guy made his character based on chuck norris and the GM included stephen colbert and jon stewart as npcs. Is this what it's like to be a boomer and have all your cultural references be 15+ years out of date?