I'll ask my uncle to get on top of it first thing tomorrow morning.

If Cornetto is the best vanilla ice cream you can get, you might have a point. But both you and me know that's not the case!

It gets to show the west side is the best side.

I came here through the #FART hashtag.

Eau de Oignon is my signature scent.

I like the address bar exactly in the middle of my screen.

1:33 when that bass hit. I'm gonna need a beer to rinse my eyes and ears.

AirVPN has served me well the past 13 years. Their config generator is great, as well as the port-forwarding.

Having onions for breakfast makes for a quiet day at work.

It saves time and money!

I have a specific file for this purpose too! For anything longer than 10 words really. I hate it when I accidentally hit enter in those little chat boxes.

It was a pun, but it looks delicious nonetheless! 🤤