[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

You guys wanna make some bacon?

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 months ago

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it. <-- You are here
And if I did, you deserved it.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 months ago

That does solve any decision making capacity them might have.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

No, next they're going to reveal they've been mining your calendar data this whole time after a data breach forces them to admit it.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago

That's the only step needed. If it profits the ruling class in any way, even tangentially, fuck all the suffering, pollution, collapse it causes the poor.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 58 points 11 months ago

No one invited them into their home so they cancelled their visit and couldn't go? Are they fucking vampires that need to be invited over a threshold? That's hilarious, excellent job Greenland.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Follow up questions; are you Alfred and have you figured out the entrance to the Batcave yet?

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

The problem for Truss chasing populist politics like Trump is that no one, ABSOLUTELY no one likes the insufferable idiot.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago

Is the fucking Loss??

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 years ago

This is so weird because I installed OrganicMaps literally 2 days ago as part of a house-wide "fuck Google". I've purged all machines of chrome, switched to duckduckgo, and changed my maps app. The "do no evil" has been cordycepys'd into a money fuelled corpo shitstain and deserves to collapse.

Fuck google.

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[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

This is just ridiculous. I'm all for a bit of Riker meme but how in the giddy fuck is he supposed to swing his leg over the back of a chair like that? Unrealistic tripe.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago

Just last week, a car had missed their turn on the motorway, so decided to REVERSE up the hard shoulder.

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