Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

Your right to open boxes shall not be infringed

Reddit is dying anyway.

Look, I don’t want to insult stupid people, but trump is a deeply deeply stupid person, right?

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I’m guessing nobody has told JD that his role is blame taker

I love that his people let him go to this event 🤣

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.

If you live near a stream or river you could easily rig a water wheel to dispense cat food at whatever rate you want with the right gear combos and some scoop buckets with flaps

He’s no cunning linguist, either

A lot of people are saying he’s a weird guy 🤷‍♂️

Seems like the accountants all across the drive through world have forgotten that the reason cheap food was so popular is that it was CHEAP food.

Ironically even though their main menu items and combos have gone crazy price-wise in the last couple years, McDonald’s is one of the few fast food places I still frequent for lunch because if you use the app you can still get a decently filling meal for 6-7 bucks; 2 double cheeseburgers BOGO $1, large fry (free), large drink at regular price. Not great, but 6 something bucks. The quarter pounder combo meal I used to get has nearly tripled in price in the last 5 years and the Big Mac is not only smaller but way more expensive…

Not sure what they were expecting to happen 🤷‍♂️