Seeing as Wednesday seems to be literal piracy day around here, here's a couple of classic videos on how to be a pirate.

You don't have to announce your departure. You can just leave.

I get it, it can be hard, but if you're anxious about deleting your account without saying "just the right thing"… remember that you do have the option to just press the button. :)

I know some of you are interested in what Costco is like outside of the USA. Here's the UK food court menu as of my visit today.

Menu items with their approx. US dollar equivalents:

• Double Chicken Fillet Sandwich: £4.29 ($5.49)
• Chicken Bake with Bacon: £3.79 ($4.85)
• Korean BBQ Beef Bake: £4.49 ($5.74)
• Aberdeen Angus Cottage Pie: £3.49 ($4.47)
• Jacket Potato with Baked Beans, Cheese, Beef Chilli, and/or Tuna: £2.49 ($3.19)
• 1/4lb+ all beef hot dog with bottomless 22oz soda: £1.50 ($1.92)
• Pizza Slice (BBQ Chicken, Five Cheese, or Pepperoni): £1.99 ($2.55)
• 18" Whole Pizza: £9.99 ($12.78)
• Pizza Family Bundle (18" Pizza, 18" Garlic Bread, 2x Garlic & Herb Dip, 2l Pepsi Max): £13.99 ($17.90)
• Gelato (3 scoops served in a waffle cone, can't quite make out the flavours, sorry): £2.79 ($3.57)
• Strawberry & White Chocolate Sundae: £2.29 ($2.93)
• Vanilla Soft Serve Ice Cream: £1.99 ($2.55)
• Mango Smoothie: £2.50 ($3.20)

Hi! You may not be aware of this but Lemmy doesn't downscale images for you, you have to do it yourself. Right now, everyone who visits this community is downloading a 3.5MB 4K photo. This goes for photos you post, too, so mobile users with limited data might not be particularly happy with you.

I'm not from Manchester but I'm not a million miles away, happy to chip in when I can. :)

They're rubbish bins (or perhaps textile recycling bins, but probably not) specifically for national, regional, and/or local flags.

Edited to clarify: No judgment, I am not making a political or societal argument, just posting about a thing I learned exists. If this post gets hijacked I'll ask the mods to lock it.

What it is: Someone shows you the palm of their hand with their thumb conspicuously tucked across it, then closes their fingers around their thumb, in a video call or in real life.

Why YSK: If a person uses the signal for help, they are telling you that they need help, and they can't directly ask for it. Do not acknowledge the signal. When you can, contact them in a way that you're less likely to be overheard such as text or email, and try to find out what they need. Asking yes-no questions will further reduce the risk to them. A good first question would be "Are you in danger right now?" followed by "Do you need the emergency services?"

Well, maybe "we" don't, but I would like one. We have Friendface for Facebook, Birdsite* for Twitter, what can we call Reddit?

Edit: Snoosite seems to be the leader at the moment. Kanamit also seems like a good pick.

*among others. My personal favourite is Daddy Elon's Hellscape.

Why YSK: If you leave your windows in the wrong state by accident, you don't need to get back into your car. If you've got out of your car and forgotten to close your windows, you can close them while you lock the car. If your car is hot, you can open your windows and let it cool a little without having to get inside. If you absent-mindedly close your windows on a hot day and leave a pet unattended inside, you can roll down your windows much quicker than having to rush over to your car and fumble with the buttons.

To do this: On some cars, you press-and-hold the lock/unlock button. On others, you press the lock/unlock button twice, or press then press-and-hold. Check your car's manual or google it on whichever your favourite search engine is.

When I submitted the post https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/200906 I got a toast message that said "Report created".

Is this a desired feature, or a bug?

Also, please accept my apology for possibly having to deal with a spurious report. I appreciate you, admins. <3