What is the last thing you take off before you go to sleep?

A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on the floor. When she got home, she found that she had exactly twice the amount of the check she had cashed. She didn't have any money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check?

What is the one thing that should be broken at other people's parties?

500 begins it 500 ends it a 5 in the middle is seen the first of all letters the first of all people give me this famouse king you have to know your roman numerals to get this very good

why did dinosaurs eat raw meat

A cat walks into a barn with four legs. She walks out then after a few hours, comes back in. She has eight legs. How can this be?

Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth. The Lie Deity always told the lie. The Wisdom Deity sometimes told the truth, sometimes told the lie. Unfortunately, those three deities looked exactly the same, so that no one could distinguish them. One day, a sage came by and he differentiated them by the following trick: He asked the deity sitting on the left: "Who is the middle deity?"- "Truth", said the deity. He asked the deity sitting in the middle: "Who are you?"- "Wisdom", replied the deity. He asked the deity sitting on the right: "Who is the middle deitie?"- "Lie", the deity answered. How could the sage distinguish the three deities?

If you are running a race, and you pass the person in 4th, what place are you in?

what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. What am I?

find a 7 letters number name in which after cutting the first four letters it is a name of a color?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

I can be long or short, i can be thick or thin, i can be red or white, and i'll always fit right. What am I?