I’m not sure if it was like that, since it was almost 30 years ago. They might’ve still been using smoke signals lol

As you get older, you sort of get used to the fact that the majority of your fellow passengers are oblivious to the fact we’re on a bus speeding towards a cliff, driven by depravity and delusions of grandeur. And you realize short of a miracle, nothing is going to change it. It’s either that or you go mad. ¯\(ツ)/¯

That will eventually be their go to for dealing with others, making it a norm will make the public question when aren’t officials projecting?

They want to numb the public to the point we stop paying attention, the sad thing is for a large part of the population, it works. Like parenthood, there needs to be repercussions, otherwise why not lie?

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Ah, perhaps the story doesn’t translate well if you haven’t read the Klingon children’s stories. 🤔

Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.

Feel like this would be useful in lines.

It really does, I keep shifting around and standing but it’s so damn humid today.

Damn, this is so true…

Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.