This doubly disappoints me because in a professional capacity I strive for being incredibly intentional and accurate while recreationally I aspire to shitposting, and "more accurate than most" satisfies neither. I really need to get my blood boy to write better material.

it’s likely that the user will spend at least 30 minutes to an hour unable to articulate language.

This presumes Johnson was able to articulate language in the first place, which given that his brain has melted at an incredible pace since 2020 may be a bit of a stretch.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 17 points 2 weeks ago

also if you could somehow not be into fascism, not have opinions about age-of-consent, not be a sex pest, not be into eugenics/phrenology while you build a browser, that would be great.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 13 points 4 weeks ago

Honestly, this sort of quote from Goertzel is the kind of thing I would expect as the satirized musings from a pompous character in the Illuminatus Trilogy.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

“I’m sort of a complex chaotic systems guy, so I have a low estimate that I actually know what the nonlinear dynamic in the memosphere really was,”

I say right before inhaling deeply from a bag in which I have dispensed a hefty amount of spray paint.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 13 points 1 month ago

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 13 points 2 months ago

"Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong" should be a Tingler if it isn't already one.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 17 points 5 months ago

This meeting could have been a text document of plausible sounding jibberish nobody needs to read.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"we set out to make the torment nexus, but all we accomplished is making the stupid faucet and now we can't turn it off and it's flooding the house." - Every AI company, probably.

Just don't ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 13 points 2 years ago

Pull a Rabbit AI and use Playwright to operate an Emacs instance running Eliza. Say that buying more infrastructure will yield better results. Pocket the money that was for supposed infrastructure investment. Profit!

[-] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 15 points 2 years ago

snicker floppy dick drive

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