So don’t point to Trudeau, or wave flags in the west, The real issue’s local — and that truth is the test. The bosses, the moguls, they hoard and they spin, While the everyday Albertan can barely win.

So rise up and ask, “Where’s our fair share?” It’s time to reclaim what’s already there. Forget east versus west — that tale’s getting old, There’s power in people, if they’re brave and bold.

Canadians don’t take the easy way. They take the honest way.

Kill switch. Didn’t I hear that wasn’t a thing?

The market went bonkers, it dropped like a rock, Over sixteen hundred points—oh what a shock! It tumbled and fumbled, a slippery slide, Because tariffs were coming—nowhere to hide!

Trump stood tall with a confident grin, Said, “We’re slicing and dicing the trouble within. The U.S. is sick, but surgery’s grand, We’ll heal it with tariffs, just like I planned!”

Ten percent here and much more for some, Especially China—oh boy, did that stun! The EU got whacked, investors all fled, They stared at their screens full of panic and dread.

“The world’s been unfair,” the president cried, “They’ve taken our cookies, our candy, our pride! Then stocks took a dive and the markets darkly turned, And Trump pulled a Nero and golfed while Rome burned.

If Trump never calls what does it matter? The last PM visited the palace in Florida and got mocked . Better to demand respect.

It hard for him to be hard on Trump when he’s got a hard on for Trump.

The 250% on dairy is because the USA refused to stop subsidizing its dairy farmers to overproduce. Remove the subsidies or it isn’t fair trade.

Tariffs hit our goods, Unfair and without just cause— We will strike back strong.

Welcome. Shouldn’t be hard to get in if you have credentials.

A young Polievre Pierre, Got a job as Harper’s terrier. From high on his pulpit, He rhymed off some bullshit, And grew into a pain in the derrière.

So it’s a protection racket. Gotcha. Brought to you by the Captured States of America.

America had a class war. And Americans lost.