You're not the only one...

I recently bought some Red Wing safety boots and my GOD are they comfortable. Mom calls them "Shit-Kickers" and I will happily wear them in any weather for many years

"Why are the birds chirping-?"

Winter: pile on the layers of warmth and comfort Summer: peel off your skin in an attempt to cool off

Happened last night when I passed a CVS with two fire EMTs and three engines

If it does, can you wiggle the bottom of another shoe/vagina against the underwear to remove the mark?

I mean it technically is a cure, can't have Covid if you're dead

The really loud claps, like wall shaking ones were them cheering at a strike

I remember seeing parts of one episode where she had a literal skinsuit try to take over her body to make her "a normal girl"

I recently chopped the majority of my hair off, going for a more androgynous/boy haircut, which i absolutely love. I can't imagine having hair that long! My longest was only down to my waist which was 1-2 ft at most!

The third option: thinking it's a fart and instead you shit yourself

Mao? Maoooo-