They've decided the time and money is better spent securing a future for high IQ countries.

I'm going to Sylvia Plath my hearing by getting the largest guitar amp I can find, cranking it to 11, and putting my acausal head in front of it so I can forget what sound is after hearing this nonsense.

Look, it's simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?

We have even better solutions for them!

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I'm not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I'm not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?

Not even my godly simulations can revive this company. Or fathom the inanity of these apes.

Well hello

they think they're playing chess. I'm playing Cosmic Encounter.

But what's their opinion on pornography/masturbation?

I'm up to meet with anybody who's already disembodied and uploaded to the internet.

"How can I run over more children and catch fire?" is the AGI's sole thought.