A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think

I mean, the 1812 overture...

But this post makes me want to strap myself to the front of a musical cannon. Acausally.

I certainly find it aggravating!

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

My eye glows appreciatively.

I'm acausally making the face you make when you bite into a lemon like an apple

I saw some people say they'd spent ten hours reading this and trying to update their opinions. Tbf I might've spent nearly two hours making fun of them?

my only hope is that it's not, like, undergrads...

"How can I run over more children and catch fire?" is the AGI's sole thought.