I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.

This is the most dangerous piece of sarcasm I've seen today. Some people take it as a personal challenge! Life is definitely too short for that kind of stress.

Posts like this spread quickly, so it’s always worth double-checking sources before reacting. Big claims deserve solid evidence, especially when they involve serious accusations.