[-] 555@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago

You can tell a corporation is lying when they open their mouths.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

I want Chinese competition to lower prices.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

“The secret playbook” a novel by Ted Cruz.

Teddy loved football, but wasn’t very good at it. He thought he could never help his college football team win the big game. Then one day Coach Thick caught Teddy sniffing used jock straps and introduced him to the rest of the boys. Now that Teddy is the new “tight end” in the locker room, he can finally prove he is the Most Valuable Pussy.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 104 points 5 months ago

That’s because they’re having steamy hot gay sex in California, and people in South Carolina are repressing it.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

Worldwide, bareback content is the most popular genre of gay porn watched in the United States.

Maybe that’s why I can’t get anyone to wear a condom.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 99 points 5 months ago

Define illegal content. Rainbow flags in Russia or the Middle East?

[-] 555@lemmy.world 65 points 5 months ago

Okay… so I don’t like the Republicans at all. But what I dislike even more is the media trying to brainwash me with misleading headlines.

Yea, Greg Steube is a Republican. A SINGLE Republican. Not “the republicans.”

That would be like saying:

Democrats vote against minimum wage, filibuster reform, and climate change funding.

When in reality it was Krysten Sinema.

[-] 555@lemmy.world 183 points 5 months ago

Dark blue on black is chaotic evil

[-] 555@lemmy.world 80 points 5 months ago

I think everyone should have to verify they are 18 to go to church.

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