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Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’ (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] orvorn@slrpnk.net 116 points 8 months ago

Agent 747

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Only the Onion would write an article about the promotion of a corporate hitman/fixer after a Boeing whistleblower was just "suicided" IRL, and make it hilarious.

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 10 points 8 months ago

So dumb. The shareholders end up paying the costs for this.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

The shareholders helped fund the murder of John Barnett.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'm sure the ROI estimate checked out.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Is he the one who killed John Barnett?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Well, he could tell you . . . but then

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Could it be an alter ego of Agent 47?

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