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If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don't count--everyone knows they're stacking bodies somewhere)

I'm gonna say Chris Pratt. I don't buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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[-] raccoona_nongrata@beehaw.org 43 points 2 years ago

I think if Jared Leto was caught trying to smuggle a human body in a dufflebag through customs I would not be surprised.

He already has his weird croatian cult island resort thing going on.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago
[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I see 4.

From left to right,

Marvel, White hat black rim, front middle with red logo (likely), and then far right either black hair next to the redhead, or furthest right with the hat.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fair, I didn't look hard enough.

You know, going to that island could actually be a great way to hook up. I mean, there's like hundreds of women and only a few men... and there's only so much of Jared to go around. Maybe they just cought on to this life hack earlier than the rest of us.

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.

[-] gavi@literature.cafe 19 points 2 years ago

I feel like she would engage in "holistic cannibalism" or something

[-] drwho@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Or she'd sideline as a holistic assassin or something.

[-] essellburns@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

New candle scent coming..

"This smells like my latest victim"

[-] ObiGynKenobi@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago

Nic Cage for sure. There's a reason that when it was announced he's being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn't predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.

[-] drwho@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Jared Leto.

[-] Ambiorickx@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Javier Bardem. He wasn't acting in No Country For Old Men.

[-] feifei@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.

[-] lemmy@frmsn.space 10 points 2 years ago

Not an actor but.. Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They're hiding the bodies.

[-] thismessisaplace@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

I got friends in crawl spaces...

[-] Idrunkenlysignedup@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Where I dig my holes for hiding places...

[-] bbbhltz@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

No way, but Chris Gaines...

[-] Eylrid@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won't see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I'll be okay.

[-] Dankenstein@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal.

If someone were to say that he did anything crazy such as kidnapping circus clowns and tickling their feet while wearing a Bill Clinton mask and yelling "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", I would believe it.

[-] heliodorh@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

Every time I see Jake G in something I feel like I'm seeing like 30% of his barely-contained power. Like it doesn't matter what the role is, I feel like I'm watching a dude who is seconds away from a full-blown, atrocity-plagued identity crisis.

[-] Yuletide@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Have you seen Nightcrawler? I think his best film he goes FULL ON in that one and shows how creepy he can really be. Amazing movie.

[-] millie@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.

[-] SeverianWolf@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.

[-] Lemur@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Crispin Glover. No doubt.

[-] Vidi@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Stanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.

[-] bucho@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after "Silence of the Lambs" because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.

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[-] ethd@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)

He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)

Lurking in the shadows

Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

[-] aperson@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

[-] gavi@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago
[-] bbbhltz@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

More power! Arrruh!

[-] bucho@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Came here for this.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.

[-] lemmy@lemmy.stonansh.org 3 points 2 years ago

I would say mister bean

[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.

[-] bermuda@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Klaus Kinski

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