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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

"Busier than a three-peckered goat

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My Grandfather- "I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk"

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In Canada, I've heard (and used) that as "I'm hungry enough the eat the ass out of a freshly fucked moose"

[-] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm so hungry I'd eat the south end of a north facing horse.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

‘I’m so hungry I could crawl up a hogs ass and make me ham sandwich’

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

When your car runs like ass: sounds like Satan spray-shitting hammers and nails into a sheet metal toilet

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