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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I wanted to upvote this but it’s sitting at 9 votes which just seems right.

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I've run kill -9 and similar heaps before, but weirdly this comment reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/Fow7iUaKrq4

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 20 points 1 year ago

Per my teacher in the late '90s: it is terrible to leave orphans; always kill whole families. (This was in relation to Oracle DBs and relationships between tables and data)

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

But I want to make Batmans :(

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago

The prof had mostly transitioned to farming (which sounded utterly ridiculous to me at the time, but I'm a senior engineer who just bought a farm...) already in his early 80s so I'm not sure how familiar he was with the batman creation process.

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

ngl this makes me want to create a nuclear reactor in the shed in my backyard just tu dump the core in the city center.

[-] hry@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

this joke never gets old

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

oh not sure which specific book this is

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