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Relationship Goals! (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by mossy_capivara@midwest.social to c/196
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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

Is...is this what happens in lesbian bars?

[-] jackalope@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago

No one in this sub would know because they only go outside for rhythm game meetups.

[-] CouncilOfFriends@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Rhythm game? Is that what the kids these days call canoodling?

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

Republicans are right to fear this power.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve never seen it in mine but it wouldn’t be too out of place. Except the place can get wild and it seems high risk

[-] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 year ago
[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 year ago

Imagine the feeling the straw begin to vibrate and get cold as liquid passes through your nose :(

[-] Catoblepas 49 points 1 year ago

Imagine needing to sneeze in the middle of it… 😬

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this kind of ends like when the shrinker dude sneezed in The Boys

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Please, I had just blocked that memory

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Definitely don't remember the dick scene from GenV then. That would be bad.

No clue what GenV is, but sounds like it may have had a good outcome?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

It's a spinoff to The Boys. Same universe, similar themes, different perspective.

No clue what The Boys is either. Was just making a joke about was a scene about penis loss being a good thing.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Oh shit. The Boys is a series about super heroes and what they would actually be like in the modern world. It's full of violence and corruption. Very interesting.

I actually haven't watched GenV, is it worth it or just banking on the The Boys universe?

[-] 9bananas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'd say it's worth a watch!

kinda gives a different perspective on the world it's set in (until the end, where it gets very "the boys"-like, but not in a bad way)

Well then, to the watching bin it goes

[-] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

You can drink it through her septum hole.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago

I drink to forget, but I always remember...

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 73 points 1 year ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

The virgin normalized cute couple moments VS the Chad weird and silly couple moments.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

The imagination of pushing a straw through someone's nose just makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's why it's so fun. It is gross and uncomfortable; the sort of thing you do once for a picture as a dare. Who doesn't love a low stakes dare?

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

When you describe exactly what's happening in the picture on the picture

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's to give you something else to look at, and yet nothing else to think about

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

kiss and tell that but replace heat with saliva, easier, faster, and don't require a septum hole

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 15 points 1 year ago

but being romantic rarely means taking the fast route, especially when there's a septum hole involved

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Saliva comes out of you, septum hole goes through you.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[-] ToastedPlanet 19 points 1 year ago

Looking at this picture hurts my nose. =/

[-] Caitlyynn 17 points 1 year ago

Why are you showing me these things! I already have enough things on my todo list

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'll have a snot shot with chaser please

Thanks, I hate it

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