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Relationship Goals! (midwest.social)
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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago

Is...is this what happens in lesbian bars?

[-] jackalope@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 years ago

No one in this sub would know because they only go outside for rhythm game meetups.

[-] CouncilOfFriends@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Rhythm game? Is that what the kids these days call canoodling?

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

Republicans are right to fear this power.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’ve never seen it in mine but it wouldn’t be too out of place. Except the place can get wild and it seems high risk

[-] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 years ago
[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 years ago

Imagine the feeling the straw begin to vibrate and get cold as liquid passes through your nose :(

[-] Catoblepas 49 points 2 years ago

Imagine needing to sneeze in the middle of it… 😬

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure this kind of ends like when the shrinker dude sneezed in The Boys

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Please, I had just blocked that memory

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Definitely don't remember the dick scene from GenV then. That would be bad.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

No clue what GenV is, but sounds like it may have had a good outcome?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

It's a spinoff to The Boys. Same universe, similar themes, different perspective.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

No clue what The Boys is either. Was just making a joke about was a scene about penis loss being a good thing.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Oh shit. The Boys is a series about super heroes and what they would actually be like in the modern world. It's full of violence and corruption. Very interesting.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I actually haven't watched GenV, is it worth it or just banking on the The Boys universe?

[-] 9bananas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'd say it's worth a watch!

kinda gives a different perspective on the world it's set in (until the end, where it gets very "the boys"-like, but not in a bad way)

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Well then, to the watching bin it goes

[-] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

You can drink it through her septum hole.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago

I drink to forget, but I always remember...

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 73 points 2 years ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

The virgin normalized cute couple moments VS the Chad weird and silly couple moments.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

The imagination of pushing a straw through someone's nose just makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's why it's so fun. It is gross and uncomfortable; the sort of thing you do once for a picture as a dare. Who doesn't love a low stakes dare?

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

When you describe exactly what's happening in the picture on the picture

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

It's to give you something else to look at, and yet nothing else to think about

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

kiss and tell that but replace heat with saliva, easier, faster, and don't require a septum hole

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 15 points 2 years ago

but being romantic rarely means taking the fast route, especially when there's a septum hole involved

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Saliva comes out of you, septum hole goes through you.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[-] ToastedPlanet 19 points 2 years ago

Looking at this picture hurts my nose. =/

[-] Caitlyynn 17 points 2 years ago

Why are you showing me these things! I already have enough things on my todo list

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'll have a snot shot with chaser please

Thanks, I hate it

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