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Lactose intolerant rule (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 164 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I knew this guy. He always wanted to suck my Schlong or f with me. Told him i ain't gay. He replied he neither, he just finds vaginas disgusting (Women in general, Vaginas just being the "most disgusting" part) and schlongs beautiful, hence it's not gay at all. He just prefers guys coz they have said dingdongs.

Told him that was somehow very gay. He got really really really pissed at me for hinting he might be gay. He hates gays and find them repulsive. It was at this point that i realized, he verbally held me hostage. How to reply to that? I didn't know.

EDIT: That wasn't a joke or satire, he was dead-serious about it. That level of cognitive dissonance is hard to find, even in religious people :-)

[-] DriftinGrifter 55 points 8 months ago

Ask him if looking in a mirror scares him

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 40 points 8 months ago

I wonder if he beats himself up after jerking off because he just gave some homo a handy

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago

It would be the logical thing to do. Be consistent!

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

I can't. We didn't recover from me somehow voicing his gayness might be a teeny bit gay.

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

The question that now comes to my mind: What is gay exactly? Is this specifically just when you like dicks? Or are also looks coming into okay here?

Are you also gay if you like people who look like women but have a penis? If yes, are you then straight if you prefer people that look like men but have a vagina?

Afaik there are also people that have both. If you fall in love with them without having ever seen their genitals, are you then still automatically gay?

Never thought about that before tbh.

[-] Leg@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Sexuality is a spectrum. Gay is more of a vibe than a science.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Man, the more society progresses in open and honest conversations about sexuality, the more I'm sure that "spectrum" doesn't even begin to do justice to the vast, bizarre complexity of human sexuality.

It's more like...that crazy 3 tier chess they play in Star Trek.

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[-] IAmVeraGoodAtThis 10 points 8 months ago

The age old question of do the traps be, in fact, gay

To which the answer is that there is no gay, no straight, nothing makes any fucking sense, everyone is bisexual (or asexual) but also there is no bisexuality (or asexuality)

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[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

This begs the question (possibly a stupid question on my part since I'm not very knowledgeable on the topic): if he had a genital preference for wangs, and a sexual preference for trans women, would he in fact be considered straight, or is there another classification for this?

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

Dude, i honestly don't know if a guy liking an mtf-trans with a dong is considered gay. I would prefer said mtf-trans-with-dong over a manly-man-with-vayajay. I consider myself straight. If i HAD to choose which of those only 2 alternatives would be more attractive. So I'd guess it's more the person/gender than the primary genital. But what do i know :-)

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[-] BluJay320 9 points 8 months ago
[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago

Nah, he disliked woman in general, the vagina was just the "most disgusting" part beside the tatas :-)

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dude. Who doesn't like tatas? I understand not liking genitals -- there's nothing particularly visually attractive about most V's or P's, when you're not aroused. But boobs? Just about everyone can agree that boobs are attractive.

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

here's the thing, there is a perceived idea that being gay means that you fit into "gay culture" and all the aesthetic ideas that go along with it, which is not exactly what's real (at least, this is my perception as a mostly straight ally).

So these guys think, I don't like the way the sterotype of a gay person behaves in my head. I don't belong in that group of people. Sure I want to suck a dick, but I don't want to go see a drag show or act like a woman (not my opinion here) so I'm not gay. I just want to jerk off with my buds.

that's why they had to come up with the definition of MSM. People basically think "gay? I'm not gay! I fucked Jim in the ass yesterday, but that doesn't mean I'm gay."

onion article that's kinda related to what I'm trying to express : https://www.theonion.com/gay-pride-parade-sets-mainstream-acceptance-of-gays-bac-1819566014

"My understanding was that gay people are just like everybody else–decent, hard-working people who care about their communities and have loving, committed relationships," Weber said. "But, after this terrifying spectacle, I don't want them teaching my kids or living in my neighborhood."

basically this

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Either he was a closeted gay or a closeted time traveler from Ancient Greece

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 90 points 8 months ago

There are men that present as straight, have wives, and occasionally engage in gay sex.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 104 points 8 months ago

I believe those are called "republicans".

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 27 points 8 months ago

Ungh, perfection.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Yeah bisexual men claiming to be straight isn’t new

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[-] princessnorah 31 points 8 months ago

This is why the term “Men who have sex with Men” or MSM was coined. Trying to study the spread of HIV/AIDS was impossible before that because these men don’t identify as gay.

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[-] CaptainProton@lemmy.world 65 points 8 months ago

Lactose curious is a thing, one of my coworkers will have dairy on special occasions and plans for the aftermath

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 25 points 8 months ago

Just use lactase. No reason to Plan for the aftermath

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Using the beforemath to avoid the aftermath!

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

A few colleagues would make drinking games of shenanigans like this.

I even know couples who have set up tinders for each other and see who can get the most matches or starters.

It may indirectly affect the other users experiences unfortunately.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago
[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well I would assume most people using these apps knows not every match or conversation will go somewhere.

Theres also a massive difference to be upfront like the meme, and dragging it out and leading them on.

If you are just looking for likes or matches, where’s the harm in that?

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've ran into cis women on Grindr. My mom called them the super non-PC term "fag hags." That's the bad F word for those on Lemmy World cuz I'm pretty sure that word is censored on that instance.

[-] MooseLad@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

I'm on Lemmy World and I can see it too.

[-] duke@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 8 months ago

I've heard that and fruit flies.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 8 months ago

fruit flies

I like that one. lol

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lemmy.world censors only “faggot” and the N word. Lemmy.ml censors “bitch” and various slurs. I believe their users can still see comments with these words in (?), though the censored words are removed if they post them themselves

[-] Borger 9 points 8 months ago

Am I missing something? I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about.

Is there a slur somewhere in this post or the comment section? And TIL that Lemmy communities can censor words. I’m from blahaj.zone btw

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

Lemmy instances are able to censor words; it can’t be set per community. When viewing a comment from an instance that censors some word, that word will be replaced with “removed”. This applies to both comments sent by users of that instance, and comments sent by external users.

Blahaj doesn’t censor any slurs

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Blahaj doesn’t censor any slurs

That feels like a weird sentence

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Aha, so it seems that other instances do censor external comments for their own users. It was “fag-got”.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The non-offensive word I have seen used for a person who seeks out relationships with homosexual people despite being the opposite gender is “beard”. This is derived from the fact that it helps the male in the relationship present outwardly as a “real man” with a “normal relationship” in settings/societies where homosexuality is not considered acceptable to one degree or another. Also, sometimes homosexual couples of opposite genders will “beard” for each other in a mutually-beneficial dynamic.

edit: it seems spoiler text doesn’t work right on a lot of mobile apps, including voyager. Anyways: watch For All Mankind. It’s great.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure they're actually the same thing tho. Beards are used by gay men to seem straight. The term my mom used was against the women who just had a fetish for gay men.

[-] EldritchFeminity 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah, a beard is a mutually beneficial arrangement. You won't see straight women trying to pick up gay men on Grindr because they want to be a beard. They'll be doing it because they fetishize turning them straight or whatever.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

Definitely bi, or the autist in me wants to believe this man is lonely for male companionship/friendship and doesn’t know where to get it

[-] soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id 16 points 8 months ago

Plot twist: they're bisexual

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
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