Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

I don't know... Majonging?

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Animal abuse

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Necromancy

Killing gods

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.