Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)
Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments
Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts
Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).
Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods
I don't know... Majonging?
Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…
Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.
Animal abuse
Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?
Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.
Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)
Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.
Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.
Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.
I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist
Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions
Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.
Trespassing (minecraft parkour)
Illegal construction (Minecraft)
Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.
I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.
Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.
Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
