Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

The Queen's impatience.

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

Robbing a stagecoach.

Zombie genocide.

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

Dog fighting

Rance

Sweats profusely

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)