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9/11 jokes are not funny (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by bahcodad@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The other two are hilarious though

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[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

It's subtle but effective :)

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Ooh, you're such a flirt!

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Are you saying thermite be romance in the air?

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

they'll need demolition crews for days to bring these two birds down

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

The jet fuel from this joke melted my heart.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I want to follow this community and sometimes I want to block it. Thank you.

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Lol i know what you mean

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This joke will inevitably collapse on itself

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Perfect(ly)!

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

Jet fuel can't melt comedy gold

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Hi I'm stupid.

Can someone explain the joke?

[-] BaqTraq@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Fractions...

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

I’m over here like Tower 7, nobody touches me, and I’m utterly devastated.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

This is cracking me up

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Knock knock

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Come in.

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

(who's there)

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

9/11

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

9/11 who?

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

You said you would never forget!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong door.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

This joke actually made me wince.

[-] JurassicPork@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty funny joke, wasn't 2 plane for me..... Or maybe was 2 plane?

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024

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