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9/11 jokes are not funny (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by bahcodad@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The other two are hilarious though

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[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

It's subtle but effective :)

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ooh, you're such a flirt!

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Are you saying thermite be romance in the air?

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

they'll need demolition crews for days to bring these two birds down

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

The jet fuel from this joke melted my heart.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I want to follow this community and sometimes I want to block it. Thank you.

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Lol i know what you mean

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This joke will inevitably collapse on itself

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Perfect(ly)!

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Jet fuel can't melt comedy gold

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Hi I'm stupid.

Can someone explain the joke?

[-] BaqTraq@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Fractions...

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I’m over here like Tower 7, nobody touches me, and I’m utterly devastated.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

This is cracking me up

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Knock knock

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Come in.

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

(who's there)

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

9/11

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

9/11 who?

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

You said you would never forget!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong door.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

This joke actually made me wince.

[-] JurassicPork@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty funny joke, wasn't 2 plane for me..... Or maybe was 2 plane?

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024

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