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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 194 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The answer is in the movie. When explaining the Matrix to Neo, Morpheus says: "There are fields, endless fields, where human beings are no longer born, we are grown."

https://youtu.be/IojqOMWTgv8

Doesn't specify the exact how, but it's strongly implied that it is through either cloning or artificial gestation.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

They use robo arms to just rub people's limp bodies together.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago

For me, that, but with “Now Procreate!”

[-] immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi 26 points 1 year ago

I completely forgot about that part of the movie. Thanks for the reminder!

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I think you are due for a re-watch! It's great when it's been a few years and you can enjoy some of the bits you forgot about.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately we can never experience the big reveal for the first time again. It was absolutely mind-blowing watching him wake up in the pod on the big theater screen for the first time. That was the coolest movie experience I've ever had.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. So many firsts to revisit

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Are you saying to watch ESotSM, or to utilize its one weird trick?

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its me! Dont you remember?

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Listen, this is getting creepy.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait, who am I?

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

They actually touch on it in the animated movie that spanned a series of vignettes from that universe.

Spoiler alert: it ain’t pretty.

[-] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Animatrix movie?

[-] e0qdk@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

artificial gestation

The word "matrix" literally means "womb" in its older sense.

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[-] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Why even grow them with arms and legs if they are just going to be batteries? Wouldn't it be easier to just grow cows instead?

[-] JonEFive@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

Because shut up. /s

But really though, the entire concept of using humans as batteries is absurd. Don't think too hard about it, just enjoy the movie.

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They mate sprem and egg in lab then grown in vat, which is better. Or clone, could be worst.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[-] TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Sticky, mostly.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Meh, it's a living!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"It's a living..."

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That robot is most likely not sentient.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

That’s just a succubus/incubus.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 35 points 1 year ago

They probably extract sperm and eggs and gestate them right in the pods

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[-] teft@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You mean ram sticks

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

What if reincarnation? When someone dies in the Matrix, their body gets reconnected to another baby in the Matrix. As for how the human population is maintained outside of the Matrix... either the machines keep catching more humans, or something like artificial insemination. Or cloning

[-] Vlaxtocia 34 points 1 year ago

No, if you die in the Matrix you die in real life

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

The body cannot survive without the mind

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

My neighbor begs to differ. That jackass is completely brain dead.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

You think that’s air you’re breathing?

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

It's actually microplastics

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Are you saying I can dodge taxes?”

“No, neocapitalism, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

[-] ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

"If you can dodge taxes, you can dodge a ball"

[-] cali_ash@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

When someone dies in the Matrix, their body gets reconnected to another baby in the Matrix

But why would the bother with this? How would that help with anything?

[-] INeedMana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That would actually be a good idea. With people growing up and learning on their own, you don't have a fully controlled system. The world inside the Matrix will be evolving and from time to time there will be some glitch somewhere. If you have a base of defined childhoods, then only physical differences between bodies and random occurences inside are uncontrolled

If I were to construct the Matrix, I would go after cloning (fewer biological lottery) and predefined lifepaths to keep everything nice and stable

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Kinda reminds me of Brave New World

[-] INeedMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, they also were after stability

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