Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

Brb, loading up on carbs.

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

I spelt mine wrong.

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

You got a quarter?

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

I certainly wont be starving to death!

could be worse

Oh well, I'll die happy

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

Another day on the job, comrades

I gotta eat pineapples

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

I'm going to pick my nose!

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

Ooo fishies

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Basically no change.

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

Not a lot changes

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I'd be just fine.