I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

I cast spells

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

I'll be OK.

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

I feel pretty safe

At least I’ll be fed

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

Oh fuck.

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

Uhhhh...

Not so bad

I think it'll be okay come night time.

It's bad.

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

I think I'll be ok.

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

Not nice

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

I certainly wont be starving to death!

Another day on the job, comrades

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

I gotta eat pineapples

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.