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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 111 points 10 months ago

Trick question. Police officers aren't trained.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

The dogs probably have better training.

[-] CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

I refuse to belive the dogs are willing and knowing participants in this opression of the working class. they are clearly brainwashed

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[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

[-] NotAtWork@startrek.website 56 points 10 months ago

With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - "Deez Nuts" it's about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.

The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago
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[-] r_se_random@sh.itjust.works 51 points 10 months ago

Some context regarding this meme. The police officer is a war veteran, who probably has massive PTSD and reacted accordingly.

Now why the hell would the police service hire a guy who is clearly unfit for service is a major American moment.

[-] hibsen@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Do you have any evidence of the "war veteran" part of this, or literally anything to indicate that he has PTSD besides your own assertion that he "probably" has it? The only thing I can find is that he was in Afghanistan but never saw any combat. Are there things in Afghanistan that could cause PTSD? Sure. Is there any evidence that he has PTSD? Not that I've seen.

You know who probably does have massive PTSD? The cuffed guy in the back that was almost executed by two cops because one of them was so effing stupid that he thought he'd been shot by an acorn. He did not "react accordingly." He reacted like a trigger-happy moron. The only useful part of this is that he's resigned.

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[-] CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

And my question is, why should I give respect to someone who is violating rights of individuals domesticly as a police officer, and has likley committed war crimes and rights violations abrod, or atleast aided and abeded said war crimes. I only see this as more meme worthy. I understand PTSD is no joke, but at some point, the position of power and betrayal of your class removes the sympathy I would otherwise have for you

[-] r_se_random@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Sorry if my message didn't convey this.

I didn't ask for sympathy for anyone on this. It's more towards the process is absolutely fucking broken. It was obvious that something like that can happen to any person with more than 2 brain cells. And yet, the decisions we were made to put a person in a situation where he was bound to fail.

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[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

accorns are brown... I'm sure it had a gun

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[-] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago
[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I've been hit by, I've been struck by, a smooth ... acorn

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Trained, in this context is such a strong word.

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 10 months ago

Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

And despite targeting a handcuffed person confined in the back seat of a car, they missed every shot.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Is this a fucking joke to you?

Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.

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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago
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[-] vsis@feddit.cl 30 points 10 months ago
  • man hears a noise.
  • he's hit (only in his imagination).
  • rolls like movie characters.
  • shoots to his own car.
  • handcuffed victim ends unhurt.

Yes. Trained.

[-] vsis@feddit.cl 10 points 10 months ago

LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.

Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.

The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It's fair to assume that there's a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.

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[-] archchan@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago

It's hilarious that even amateurs with practically no experience are more responsible with firearms than US cops.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

Because they face consequences for their actions.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

Coincidence? 🤔

[-] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago

Someone loop me in with the acorn, seen it in a few memes now :/

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 17 points 10 months ago

A cop had someone handcuffed in the backseat, an acorn landed on the car, the cop panicked thought he'd been shot and emptied his gun at his car, somehow not killing the person handcuffed in back.

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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Did the pig end up busting the nut?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

No just his own car.

[-] kworpy@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

The fuck is a "trained" police officer?

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 18 points 10 months ago

police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 19 points 10 months ago

A trained police officer

A pig with a gun

FTFY

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

They're the same picture

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[-] amio@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

[snort] "trained"

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car.

It's super effective!

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 10 months ago

We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn't do what the state says at all times.

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[-] NotMelon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Carl Johnson (CJ) would win

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[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

If the context is "see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power", the acorn.

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I don't know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 11 points 10 months ago

acorn cuz a cop couldn't hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct's ammo supply

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