"Don't Shoot"
We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.
Microwave my hard drives
"I Eat Ass"
Born to yiff.
Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...
Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.
“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”
“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”
->
Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.
cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice
"Don't shoot"
I SURRENDER!
Pistachio
“haha my gat go blat blat”
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)
Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.
Putin & Xi are cunts or Bug Smasher. Depends on who we are fighting...
Rooty tooty snooty pooty
"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"
My favorite waifu.
"I'm autistic" so they kick me out and I don't have to go to war
Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman
Et in Arcadia ego.
"I'm gay." And then hit on my CO until I'm back home.
Nasio pa matá
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