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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago

"Don't Shoot"

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

"Comic Sans" in Comic Sans of course.

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[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Microwave my hard drives

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Born to yiff.

[-] Necrosynthetik@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"I Eat Ass"

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...

[-] sincle354@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

->

Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And then he got a headshot by shooting right next to the arrow but only by a few centimeters

[-] med@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I SURRENDER!

[-] finicky_foyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

"Don't shoot"

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

“haha my gat go blat blat”

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[-] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Rooty tooty snooty pooty

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My favorite waifu.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.

[-] avater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Putin & Xi are cunts or Bug Smasher. Depends on who we are fighting...

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

"I'm autistic" so they kick me out and I don't have to go to war

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Et in Arcadia ego.

[-] bcoffy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman

[-] Daerun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nasio pa matá

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"I'm gay." And then hit on my CO until I'm back home.

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