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[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 36 points 8 months ago

Relax, it's Cat-6 compliant.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah they could fit 5 more of them in there.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

No no you're thinking CAT 9 ;P

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

CAT 9 isn't reliable. There's a hard limit at 9, no one really knows why. It's best to stay below that limit to have a safety margin.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Its a subtle joke that cats have 9 lives, still thanks for the protip i've stayed away from cat 7-9 myself.

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 26 points 8 months ago

Do you guys actually use wristbands? I just slap the rack before touching anything

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Slaps rack This baby will take care of all of your voltage differentials!

[-] PlexSheep@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

Hybrid cat cage

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 8 months ago

W A R M T H

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Looks to me like some of the boys at Fermilab came up with an experiment to keep Schrodinger's cat inside the box but visible the whole time.

Did you know that at Fermilab if you're a boy, you get to play around with cool collapsable wave functions, and if you're a girl, you get to play around with groovy flavor-changing neutrinos.

[-] mlekar@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

That’s NetApp, you just guess commands and hit tab, no need for certification …

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

A watchguard in a NetApp rack.

This is a fun meme.

It's a switch in the OP.... So there's a lot wrong here.

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

She's reading your files

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

TIL anti-static wristbands are a thing. I need get me one of those.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

And floor mats, and other things too.

For almost all consumer situations, there's no need to use them. Even building a computer is fine without them.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I've known more than one sysadmin that has done this.

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago
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