Us men can be VERY dense. I got invited to a FFFM foursome and didn't figure it out until the next day. I am bi and a woman told me that she wanted to know what anal felt like so I proceeded to explain before she finally told me that what she meant was that she wanted mento fuck her ass. My now wife pinned me against a wall, shoved her hand down my pants and, with my dick in her hand told me, "You can't take a hint. I like you!" (Don't do this. It's literally sexual assault). The list of obliviousness is much longer.

We just don't get subtle.

I got over the friend zone phase by literally ignoring every sign until a girl said "I like you"

It was great and I had plenty of friends

I was in a bed with a topless girl who had to literally put my hands on her boobs before I was sure.

Sauce please

"oh well that's good! you're nice too!"

Someday it’d be a fun twist to have a guy quietly say back “So…I’m not dense. I just don’t feel the same way. Sorry.”

"Speak English, Doc! We ain't scientists!"

And then I woke up lol