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What do you mean "Slightly used"? What did you do with those strawberries? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 months ago by user224@lemmy.sdf.org to c/196

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[-] TheCoolerMia 49 points 9 months ago

[-] elboomy@feddit.de 20 points 9 months ago

One of them isn’t chocolate.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I just ate one

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

C'mon, don't be such a square! I only licked a few of them!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

Wau. Faund dí ounly adr Ček Lemy jůzr tudej!

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Reading this gave me 3 aneurysms

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ajem efrejd ví dount hev en ekvivalent of á/sleš/JuropijanSpeling on d fedyvérz bat fíl frý tu indžoj d redyt pejdž. Moust pousts ár báj Čeks fór sam rýzn.

Enyuej, rýdynk Ček iz very ízi bikos uí rýd d Letyn alfabet d korekt uej - lájk Letyn dyd, vit sam májnr ixepšns. Ví kavr d misink saunds vit lengt márx ´° end d soft márk ˇ. Dis is hau jů ken dyferenšijejt as from Slouvek, uič daznt hev ° bat eds ˆ̷¨’, end Pouliš, uič hez ´̷̇˛. Sí, uír d líst krejzi uestern Slavs! Uanc jů lérn tu pronauns d dredyd Ř, jů hev mástrd najnty-ejt prsent of Ček pronansijejšn. D kondžgejšn end deklinejšn iz e houl ňů levl oltugedr, dou.

[-] halva@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

bro you get have 2 letters that aren't even rendered properly there wtf

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dej árnt ment tu bí sín eloun bat on top of (ór bilou) Letyn letrs. D proublem síms tu bí d kombajning sleš, uič daznt sím tu rendr uitaut e prysídyng kompetibl letr, end daznt hev e spejsing verijent anlajk d uel noun symbls ` ór °, end ˇ´. Sou dis is dí intendid rendring:

Ček: ÁÉÍÓÚÝ, Ů, ČĎĚŇŘŠŤŽ - very nórml fonetyk alfabet, ixept jů hev tu rymembr růlz end ixepšns uér tu rajt í/ý, ú/ů, ně/ě
Slouvek: ÁÉÍĹÓŔÚÝ, Ä, Ô, ČĎŇŠŤŽ, Ľ, plas dej inzizt dájgrefs (ej.ke.jej. mentl dizórdrz) DZ, DŽ end CH ár letrs
Pouliš: ĆŃÓŚŹ, ĄĘ, Ż, Ł, bat dej inzizt det ćńóśź dount hev en ekjut ekcent bat e „kreska“, uič is sapouzd tu bí stípr den Ček ó bat hez d sejm inkouding in Junikoud. Sou áj kenot ekšli rendr it proprli, not det áj ryli kér for sabpiksl presižn wit dis.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Dér ár dazns ov as!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Áftr ček-lemy.íjů vent daun, dér iz nou dedykejtyd Ček Lemy komjunyty. Hauevr, kyberpunk.soušl iz houstyd báj e Ček from Prág. Styl, dej hev limityd federejšn sou jů májt nýd en ekaunt dér. Ajem ranyng d komjunyty DýpWebCéZet (!DeepWebCZ@kyberpunk.social) dér.

[-] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Is this just English with Czech letters? Am I going crazy?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

Jez, bouf.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ájm pryty šůr jův álredy invajtyd mí vanc. Áj did mejk en ekaunt, bat hevnt ryli spent eny tajm dere jet.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ou, dec rajt! https://lemmy.world/post/2359634 Áj šud kýp trek of d Čex eraund hýr, dér árnt det meny áftr ól

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Jé, lemy iz e vilidž.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Fór d forsíebl fjůčr, jez, Bat hů nouz uot uil kam in e jír.

[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !deepwebcz@kyberpunk.social