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[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago
[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 36 points 2 years ago

If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D

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[-] Clubbing4198@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Someone impregnated the glory hole.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best case scenario it's full of pee.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Is... Is regular water not an option?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago

Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

[-] Coach@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago
[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The sky has a larger bladder

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[-] benfell@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.

When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

But yours is bigger.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 years ago

Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago

Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 2 years ago

It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

I just want to know… which brand of paint

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Doubt. It's actually holding together.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Wall wart, if anything

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That's one big spiders nest.

[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, towel should do the job

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

[-] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago

Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...

[-] dab@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Wall water in its purest form

[-] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Valinator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

*notices bulge*

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[-] Asnabel@szmer.info 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me after one day at grandma.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Because the food right?

Right?

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This why you don't fuck with building code

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago
[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago
[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The wall is gyatt

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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

Water leak behind the paint.

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