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cross-posted from: https://mastodon.social/users/warandpeas/statuses/111874433235642097

Image transcription: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)


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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

Yup. The model should be different, but the Egyptians were already well aware of the crane and its usefulness. Picture related:

For further info look for "shadoof". Those are still used nowadays, not just in Egypt but elsewhere; it's mostly for liquids but I can picture it being used for other stuff, like sand, lime, and the likes. It wouldn't work for the main stones but it would be really handy for the cement (check what @VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee mentioned).

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Street lamp using a Dendera light bulb and Baghdad battery.

[-] Chubak@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am 100% straight but I would tear a hole in Milo Rossi's twink ass. (Remember chances of that happening is very small, given that I messaged him on the gram to tell him that the 'Scroll in a Pot' is still practiced where I live, and he probably thought I'm a kid trying to lead him on but truly, I have seen some very ancient people


and by ancient I mean 70-80 yo, put a scroll in a small pottery pitcher ('kuzeh' in Persian) and bury it).

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Should've made the scientist look more like James Spader.

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

If I remember right, Stargate's antagonists didn't build the pyramids, they had them built. By humans. (And even if I don't remember right, it's still plausible.)

The question becomes: How much alien tech was needed?

Even in that universe, the answer might be "none". People can be remarkably resourceful if told "Here are the measurements. Get to it. Or die."

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Zaros@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Their true legacy will be their fabulous eyebrows which shall be remembered for thousands of years.

[-] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

And their unique way of walking

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Stock Facebook comment: "they r walking among us now thats for shore. The government has known for 70 years"

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I can't lift a brick off ground - proof aliens did pyramids.

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly I feel like this is a compliment of itself, like sure they don't believe that you did it but they don't believe that you did it. Imagine it being so good that they don't believe you actually accomplished it now that's an accomplishment of itself

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