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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 85 points 2 years ago

Nope not getting doxxed today ๐Ÿ‘

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

11001001

Damn, was that a trick? It's my real name! Now you know I'm from Bynaus and not from earth

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Haha, that's wild.

Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.

And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say

[-] nixcamic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.

I'll be under the name Monkey Long.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well

[-] DrMango@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Cooler than Honkey Dong tho

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.

[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.

[-] zedgeist@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Transwithvans 19 points 2 years ago

Monkey Bong ... It's so me

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
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[-] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago
[-] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Oh wow, i totally missed that bit. I really don't read so good while this sleep deprived it seems.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I only noticed because I thought the same thing at first

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

We're all DK

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] lemick24@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Damn dude you need a club that's a great name

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

[-] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho

[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.

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[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

[-] dfc09@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.

[-] Stewbs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Donkey Song.

Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..

[-] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Donkey Song.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Sonkey Song

Maybe I'm related to River :-D

[-] harrybo93@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Honkey Tong. Hmm

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Donkey Cong?

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Also monkey dong over here

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.

[-] Mun_Walker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Jonky Gong. Hmm

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Gonkey Wong.

I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.

[-] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:

So, pick your poison I guess?

[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?

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