Me looking back at those people:

Someone is looking at my posts?

That one random downvote on an otherwise innocuous comment:

Yeah, the motherfuckers who downvote for whatever reason. 😤

Imagine their face once they manage to see the porn I consume

Here's the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won't have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

Find you a girl who looks at you like this.

Ha, jokes on them, I don't make posts.

Me looking through these comments to see if there's any names that I look at like this

They should see a doctor immediately. Nobody’s skin should be grey.

It's how my mom looks at me too. (I'm going to hell I guess)

It's actually funny though. I said my fair share of generally downvoted stuff, but most of my replies that weren't completely overlooked end up with something between 10 and 100 likes as well as exactly 1 dislike.

You can't please everyone, the upvotes speak for themselves though - don't let downvotes get you down too hard

Up to 80% of the plot lines in that show were just Mrs. Olson being a bitch.

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

This is how I do it.

Currently 5 people.

Good. I hope so. Bring it on, lady.

This is how I imagine every Lemmy user.

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you'll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.

The janitor after i get out from the Tacobel's bathroom 👌💥

How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

It's me. I look at my posts like that. I should probably post sober more often.