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[-] MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]

>Install the Linix operating system

>Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn't move

>Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me

>Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times

>Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox

>Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry

>Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys

>Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald's exclusively

>My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions


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[-] snake_case@feddit.uk 27 points 1 year ago
[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 36 points 1 year ago

This is why I always put on my tinfoil hat before I start using Linux.

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Just a hat? What an amateur! I use an entire suit made of tinfoil. No government mind-control lasers would ever affect me!

[-] SeckoObsadene@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I am a tin foil itself, nothing would ever affect me.

TFW you’re actually the antenna and don’t even realise it.

[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I tried the suit for a while, but I got tired of shitting my pants.

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Change your carbon monoxide detector batteries

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

You should have installed Limux instead!

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

nice pfp...

btw op is not paranoid. they r out to get all of us

[-] dedale@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[-] S_H_K@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the reality my boy.

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