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[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Now the question: do you want people to be jealous, impressed or scared of your corpse?

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 18 points 1 year ago

All of the above?

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

I want archaeologists in the future to gain some very bizarre misconceptions about our time from my corpse.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"We have no idea what the significance of the find is, but we are leaning towards a religious or ceremonial aspect."

[-] Teon@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Robot sex never ends well. :(

[-] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION

[-] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I can't feel my legs!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 year ago

"Numbness will subside in several minutes."

[-] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] msgraves@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

have you heard of ultrakill?

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

We are Borg!

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

He was a fan of that blow.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Best to have that kind of sex in a hotel. Don't forget to tip the housekeeper.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It ain't called a 'blow'job for nothing

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