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[-] KuroeNekoDemon@sh.itjust.works 50 points 10 months ago

Hey OP do you have a gun? I kinda wanna kill myself after reading this like wtf is wrong with people? I don’t kink shame often but I’m definitely kink shaming this

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

Here's a pusless travel pussy to get you through.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, mich needed eyebleach material.

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you play Tetris as soon as you need eyebleach or a swift death then you won’t be haunted about some awful shit you read. I can’t tell you how useful it’s been to me but I know I’ve played a lot of Tetris lately and amn’t askin questions.

Update: don’t stop to explain the Tetris trick to a hapless bystander. You don’t have enough time to open the Tetris app before some key phrases get locked into long term memory.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago
[-] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago
[-] drbluefall@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Unsubscribe

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] Vlixz@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Moments I wish I couldn't read

[-] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 10 months ago
[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

We all wish for such a thing. But reality is cruel...

[-] don@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Please stop posting these. The fact that I have to see it again is torture.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I usually don't post stuff like this, this was an experiment 😂.

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 points 10 months ago

And a successful experiment I'd say

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Well, it proved that normal people moved to Lemmy, the real shitposters stayed on Reddit 😂.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago
[-] HEXN3T 10 points 10 months ago
[-] q47tx@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

We are no longer friends. 🤮

[-] may_nya 9 points 10 months ago

i really should uninstall internet

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Menace to society

[-] EmpeRohr@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I just used the drill i have laying around to poke my eyes out…I will proceed to drip bleach into my eyeholes hoping it will reach the correct area of my brain to erase the memory i ever read this!!!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Too bad we don't have something like r/eyebleach here 😔.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

Well now we know who the infection came from

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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