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Anon is out of ideas (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

House Car Vacations Retirement

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Don't let it sit in your bank account, you're wasting its value. After you built up an emergency fund, invest the rest.

[-] kworpy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hop on Kickstarter, go to the D&T section and back the first thing you see. A fun way to melt money.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Every kickstarter I’ve backed (72) has delivered eventually. But yes, RIP my $8k. Now I have a dope ass board game library

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Damn, I wish I had kickstart-boardgame money lol

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Buy Twitter.

Or if you like something more adventurous, put half into developing a time machine and then half into repeating bitcoin speculations, accumulate them on a secure usb drive with s password protection, forget password and then give teams of world renowned hackers limited tries to break it. I've read about the last part a couple of months ago. They bought the same drives and claim that they reverse engineered them on a hardware level to get the idea how their software protection works. Yet, there just two tries left and the guy is not fast to reach an agreement.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

EA has entered the chat.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Weed makes all games better.

[-] gerbler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

God this was me when I lived at home. Now 70% of my paycheck goes to my landlord. I'm still able to save because I'm frugal as heck but holy shit it would be so much easier without my landlord fucking me in the ass monthly.

[-] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Lionel@endlesstalk.org 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck this is a good question. What do you do?

[-] may_nya 1 points 2 years ago

buy more PCs

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