Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!
Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!
You’re gonna hafta toss me!
Aragorn's an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn't had a bath in a while.
I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I'm saying.
I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.
This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, "living in a townhouse with Faramir"
Well, after the war Eowyn and Faramir lived their lives in Emyn Arnen, a hilly region in the north of Ithilien. And given he was a captain of Gondor, I doubt their house was less than a manor.
Besides that, what's wrong with a nice town house in the upper rings of Minas Tirith?
Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.
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