755
submitted 2 years ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
(page 7) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Are the pills binary? Because I wouldn't want to rewind to far before either shacking up with, or maybe meeting, my girl. And all the fun things I would wish upon every iteration of myself that I'm doing now are things I'd started with in adulthood.
I'd only really be interested in taking about a third of a red pill, since that'd probably take me back to after I started most of these fun things.

If I'd be required to take whole pills, I'd take the blue one.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Red pill.

I'd apply myself in high school, force myself to be sociable as a child, graduate with my bachelor's degree 4-6 years earlier with a better GPA, and get work experience and savings well before the COVID-19 pandemic. (I would try to stop it, but if someone told me that they had exact knowledge of the future, I wouldn't believe them, and frankly I would be worried if people believed me without further evidence.)

I don't need or want $10 million.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I was about 6 and a half when 9/11 happened so i would probably be telling everyone about that and end up getting arrested by the bush administration. Ill take the money

[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Also knowing about

  • 9/11 (investing in detector manifacturers, fucking shampoo in small bottles)
  • covid (investing in masks, vaccines, tests and test centers)
  • all the wars: weapon industry in Germany
  • Apple, Google, Amazon, ...

You could just buy stock and get rich without doing anything. If you made such a company, damn.

I mean investing in that post 9/11 stuff would make you rich, then you lend money to those Covid people and tadaa, Capitalism

Also maybe you could change something in the world, worth more than money.

[-] BluJay320 1 points 2 years ago

If you take the red pill, relive your life up to this point, and then take the red pill again, that’s kinda like a groundhog-day-ish immortality lifehack

Wouldn’t be great, but it’s an option

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

10 million cash instantly would get you killed so fast, just look at ANY article about lottery winners getting their life just absolutely fucked up. Resetting at 6 would suck too but at least you would get something out of it.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Red pill says restart at 6, not go back in time to when you where 6. I assume you will be 6 in the current time and have no future knowledge to convert into cash.

[-] Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Easily red pill. Every issue in my life was caused by my immaturity & incompetence basically so I could easily fix my life from there lol

Also i remember how to setup a BTC mining rig lmao, so that'll make things easier 😁

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
755 points (100.0% liked)

Memes

53322 readers
2055 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS