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[-] shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Red, easy. I was raised by total red necks (heh), complete hicks, and it did give me bottom of the barrel ideas about what i wanted to be. I could have healthier habits and work towards a better self earlier. Money? I'll just be an early Bitcoin adopter and make all the cash I'd ever need. Hell if it came down to it i could make money on the dark web and use my age as a shield and tool. Friends? I could cut out bad friends early and find my future friend group whenever i want, I'd probably even have an advantage since I'm way more of a nerd now (see that first point).

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 years ago

por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P

Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You're F-ing Neo, you don't need to play these kids games - if there's something you want, you just materialize it, easy.

Ofc... if this were a more irl scenario, I don't think I'd be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either "get rich quick" or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

$10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don't need to go through school and puberty again.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Is cyanide an option?

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I couldn't imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I'd be trapped with my parents.

I'd take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.

[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I ate both. Nothing really happened to me, but the matrix has been glitching though…

[-] otacon239@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

If Silicon Valley taught me anything, take the cash.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Restart my life

[-] Xyloph@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Red for sure! I damaged a few body parts that will never really heal and I could avoid that. And with memory 10mil will really be pocket change.

[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Blue. I've made mistakes, but I'm proud of how my life has turned out.

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