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Be honest, have you ever seen him run?
(i.imgur.com)
Have I seen him have the runs?
Depends.
It has been a "running joke" in AI image communities
He famously had trouble walking down a wheelchair-accessible ramp.
He also famously attacked his political enemies over matters of their health and fitness, has lied consistently about verifiable and obvious health matters like his own weight and height, and famously passed off an unscheduled trip to the hospital as a 'routine physical' despite it not being on his schedule.
He deserves every bit of shade thrown his way he gets for being an unfit sack of shit on top of being an asshole about it
He and his maga fanbase.
That's the ironic thing about a lot of your far right militia types; most of them are fat-bodies. Knowing about guns and how to shoot is great and all, but guess what? Actual combat is possibly the single most physically demanding and exhausting activity there is. There's a very good reason why every military on the planet requires that its fighting men be in excellent physical condition. Most of those chumps wouldn't last an hour in a real firefight.
I agree, the gravy seals only know how to kill a bucket of fried food
Trump cannot and will not run. He believes that your body has a certain amount of energy it can expend over the course of your life, and the best thing you can do to live longer is to conserve that energy and not exert yourself. Wild but true! https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html
So conservative, he's even conserving energy
Sarcastic jokes are hard for you.
Where is the sarcasm?
Maybe sarcasm means something different when your head is so far up your ass?
Asscasm?
I was in a band called Ass Chasm. We exclusively played Enya covers.
Please tell me it was a metal band
It didn't actually exist, but let's say that!
Sarcassm
They make a cream for that.
They also make a lube.
I don't think you know what "sarcastic" means. Have you been drinking again?
"A biting taunt or gibe, or the use of such a taunt; a bitter, cutting expression; a satirical remark or expression, uttered with scorn or contempt; in rhetoric, a form of irony; bitter irony."
This is a biting taunt. The joke itself isn't bad. OP's dumb comment ruined it for me.
Jesus, that's a lot of jpg.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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