It's the context menu key all over again

Welp, time to disable TWO keys on my keyboard.

Oh nice so now we have a Super Key, a Hamburger Key, and now a Meta key.

I don't want a key to automate my hallucinations, I can do that fine enough with enough helium

Even scroll lock has been used more. Nobody will want your AI crap, microsoft, not even with a dedicated key.

Oh great, another key to accidentally press when I’m in a game.

Is it supposed to look like a curled up bandaid?

Okay, next plan is to start buying non-windows keyboards.

So we will need another sticker to cover MS logos on every keyboard?

The fuck is a copilot key and why do I need it on my keyboard, hmm let's see....

I love having a keyboard where every key is programmable.

I just got done learning how to turn off Copilot in group security policy, yay! Get away from me, even if you worked according to the spec in the marketing hype. I am the admin. I drive you out! :::holds up holy water and a crucifix:::

Now I know what to use for my push to talk key at least.

Has power management for laptops gotten any better in the last couple of years on desktop Linux? I distro hopped for a year 3ish years ago but just didn’t like the fairly significant reduction in battery life.

ooooh, a KRunner key!

Nice so I can remap it to something useful… unless they’re jerks and the keyboard isn’t sending a key but a combo like that useless “office” key that they tried and failed years ago

Oh no! That will fuck up my muscle memory!

Oh wait!

I don't use Winblows! Ufa!

Edit: seriously though, this whole AI super spyware baked into Windows is a privacy violation on a whole different level.

Too bad most ppl don't give a fuck.

Wait, the keyboard layout standardization has been done by Microsoft?!