Pro tip: stop wanking right before falling asleep, and you won’t have cum clogs in your pee hose in the morning.
You could try sitting down
No that will severely damage my masculinity, Or something like that.
For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.
Oh okay, then clean up your piss like a real man I guess 😉
But by then the damage has already been done.
Sit down ffs
