Sure, but that's also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.
being crushed under a bag of Cheetos.
Dangerously cheesy
Don't kinkshame me, please.
My last panel: "That'd be nice." ZZZZzzzz
No shit, that's why you should sleep at night.
That's why I sleep at night
I was already going to go to sleep. You don’t have to sell me on it.
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
Jokes on you, I'm into this shit!
Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you're really lucky you might live to 100... That's (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)... You only have a 27% chance of dying this way... Honestly didn't expect it to be that high.
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this is what I actually think of every time I go to bed
unrelated, but I have been diagnosed with GAD and insomnia
When i die, I'm going out like Elvis. On the toilet.
That's actually a good death, probably the best.
It is what it is.
I think you're a lot more likely to die awake than to die asleep
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