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I hate this rule, now you will hate this rule too. Happy new year. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml to c/196

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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Too late

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

does it still have teeth?

[-] uriel238 29 points 10 months ago

Vagina Dentata has been a horror element in mythology since time immemorial. But in the modern age, I call shenanigans, considering the love of fellatio in the United States. We, as a society are keen to stick our dicks in orifices that have not just incisors but a muscular jaw with which to drive them, and will just trust that our oral partner isn't going to bite too hard.

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

I don't mind them teeth

[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 70 points 10 months ago

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Extra stimulation

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

So do you, but you also have lips to cover them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 10 months ago

I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

his name is Petey

[-] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).

[-] Aurora_TheFirstLight 6 points 10 months ago

TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original

[-] fracture@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL

(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren't)

[-] uriel238 35 points 10 months ago

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.