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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago
[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago
[-] uriel238 29 points 11 months ago

Vagina Dentata has been a horror element in mythology since time immemorial. But in the modern age, I call shenanigans, considering the love of fellatio in the United States. We, as a society are keen to stick our dicks in orifices that have not just incisors but a muscular jaw with which to drive them, and will just trust that our oral partner isn't going to bite too hard.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

So do you, but you also have lips to cover them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 11 months ago

I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

his name is Petey

[-] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).

[-] Aurora_TheFirstLight 6 points 11 months ago

TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original

[-] fracture@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL

(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren't)

[-] uriel238 35 points 11 months ago

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Feed me Seymour

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

yoshi swallowing noises

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I can't upvote, it's at 69.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I must cleanse the unholy.

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Is this a sex thing? It feels like a sex thing

[-] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago
[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah shit you beat me to posting it! Good shit op. Have an upvote!

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