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[-] Panzer517@lemmy.world 176 points 1 year ago

Anyone with a truck carrying giant flags. If you are in the US, you know what I mean.

[-] Dirtdog@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago
[-] Panzer517@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Not one of our best exports

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

We breed our own here, too, unfortunately

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.fmhy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah, these are often the people that grumble about women having rights while they crush beer cans in their heads. The supreme assholes are the ones driving $50k+ vehicles with a little black and white flag with a blue stripe. These are the creepy ass country club motherfuckers that own businesses and have racist agendas that actually affect people due to their high status in society.

Yeah, I'm generalizing a lot here (aren't we all?) but by and large those are dog whistle symbols for hatred.

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[-] TheSporkBomber@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago

Lifted trucks. My assurance goes up 10x if they have rims and tires meant for the road.

[-] redsol2@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

My friend and I bought trucks around the same time. Mine is a simple tradesman Ram, no bells and whistles, primarily for moving and hauling stuff that can't fit in my wife's sedan.

I'm a pretty passive driver. Live and let live, y'know?

My friend had a similar personality when he first got his Tundra (of course with all the extras he can afford). Then he goes and spends $10,000 on a lift, winch, and floodlights. Now he's like a different person. He drives super aggressively, whipping round corners, weaving through traffic going 20mph over on the highway. He was driving me through some quiet neighborhood the other day and nearly mowed over a cyclist. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he shrugged and said "if she's gonna ride a bike in the street, she's gotta look out for trucks. Not my fault if she doesn't see me"

TL;DR - truck drivers are fine, a truck is a tool like any other vehicle. Lifting your truck turns you into a redneck scumbag overnight though apparently.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

Lifted Dodge Ram. They are more likely to be drunk too.

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[-] Omen2819@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I always assume they will tailgate me, and so far, I’ve never been wrong.

[-] Ralo@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

100x if it's squat... Squated?

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[-] Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

truck nutz. like. not new (which might be a gag. I did zip tie some onto a friends car once. But, uh, it was a prius, and they were dragging on the gorund.)

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[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Lifted truck rolling coal is 100% an asshole.

[-] Trapadana@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(EU) SUVs. Are you insecure and too stupid to drive? GET A CAR 20% larger in every dimension so you can piss off the whole world with your incompetence.

[-] midas@ymmel.nl 26 points 1 year ago

I live in a Dutch city and there's like 3 people here with dumbass cars like dode rams and everytime I see them the only thing I can think is damn you are an asshole. Those cars are ridiculous

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[-] MrFlamey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Anything that makes VRROOOOOOM VROOOOOM noises when it doesn't need to is almost certainly driven by an asshole.

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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

NL here: Imported American trucks. You do not need a car that costs €5000/month in fuel alone that you cannot use practically in any way that a van, a regular car or even a bakfiets could do more cost-effectively. The only people who go through the effort to get such a vehicle are compensating for something, and a Dodge Ram in The Netherlands is only useful for dick measuring, and the most significant thing it'll ever move is the owner's fragile ego.

[-] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

We look at those people the same in the US too tbf lol

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Teslas
  • Really large trucks that are clearly not being used for actual work
  • BMWs
  • Lexuses
  • Shitty little ricers that aren't fast, they're just obnoxiously loud
  • Anyone with a rented box truck (like a UHaul) driving in the far left lane of the freeway.
  • Cop cars
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[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Ram Trucks. according to research, these vehicles are the most likely to be driven, and wrecked, by a drunk driver. People who instinctively idolize an animal that solves it's problems by smashing them with it's face... probably not the best people to drive near.

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[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Anything with truck nuts attached

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Hold up. Truck nuts on a Prius or PT Cruiser is fucking hilarious

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[-] erik111189@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Oversized trucks and new BMWs. Every fucking time...

[-] meantfornothing@lemmy.fmhy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Anyone who has a big fucking pickup truck and isn't living in a rural area

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[-] Speakingthekings@lemmy.one 34 points 1 year ago
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[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

Tesla's have become the new BMW drivers from my experience as of late.

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[-] kylegordon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
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[-] Mdotaut801@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Teslas. I can’t stand Tesla people. It is hilarious to watch these people drop a ton of money for total shit piles with terrible build quality and think they’re saving the planet. My sister in law is like this and I just shake my head.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The tesla autopilot feature drives like an asshole too. If I'm in the HOV lane with no one behind me and I see a Tesla coming up in the rear view, I know that's it going to come bombing up behind me at 90 MPH and not slow down until it's like ten feet away. As someone who has been rear ended on the freeway like that, it makes my butthole pucker every time.

[-] Snekeyes@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

BMW. Eveytime. No blinker use either.

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[-] Big_AL@lemmy.fmhy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

If it has a punisher sticker it's an asshole

[-] riverjig@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Easily a Tesla. Any model.

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God, this is tautogical at this point. In San Francisco, about 6 years ago, you suddenly saw Teslas beginning to do the asshole shit that BMWs were famous for.

By now, the infamous BMW drivers have been wholly replaced by Tesla drivers. I can’t remember the last time I saw a BMW do something assholish.

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[-] wwaxwork@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I'll give someone with an early model the benefit of the doubt as they might not have realised the heights his assholeness would reach and may have been trying to do right by the environment, but newer models and I'm going to judge you.

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[-] Vertelleus@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Any truck so big they can't see kids crossing the road or has to put a front tire on the side walk to not be in the street.

  • Any large truck with double wide wheels or a truckbed as clean as the day it was made.

Edit: Also a police car. I missed that the first time around.

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[-] Yoz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago
[-] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Big ass lifted trucks with the double back wheels my god. I feel so embarrassed for them

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[-] CoupleOfConcerns@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 year ago

For many people the answer should be "my vehicle".

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[-] sndrtj@feddit.nl 24 points 1 year ago
[-] mirror_slap@lemmy.film 22 points 1 year ago
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[-] Abualiexpress@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Any truck but Dodge Ram in particular.

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[-] o0joshua0o@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Anything that looks like it just pulled off the battlefield. Like G Wagons and Hummers.

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[-] mingistech@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah...Pretty much. That and giant pickup trucks.

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This may just be confirmation bias but it seems like the majority of cars that pull out in front of me forcing me to break when they could have just waited 2 seconds for me to pass seem to be pickup trucks. Bonus points with last weeks one to do that which was also 1) driven by an elderly couple 2) swerveing all over the road, 3) driving 5 miles below speed limit, 4) had unsecured items in the back.

They do make mini-trucks which are much better for fuel mileage while having the benefits of a work truck, but like you said these people aren't buying them with fuel mileage or practicality in mind.

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[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Aside cop cars (and we have like 4 different departments of cops, one worse than the other) the worse of all are cars/motorcycles that produce satanic 100+decibel sounds, literally they should be illegal.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All cops are bastards

Barbecue their dicks

Barbecue their dicks

All cops are bastards

Roast their penises yeah

Yeah yeah yeah!

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