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[-] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 95 points 9 months ago

Quick reminder that "Europe" is a mosaic of countries, and that there is a huge difference between let's say, Portugal, Austria and Latvia.

I don't really think there is a country which would be so liberal regarding marriage that you could get married by Elvis or a Machine on short notice amd drunk just to get laid (on the other hand, most European cultures stopped caring about marriage, and donxt need it to get laid or have kids)

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago

Yeah, the region in question was meant to be broad since this is a pretty specific and peculiar subject.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago
[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

Akt-chewilly.

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[-] JPJones@startrek.website 19 points 9 months ago

Kinda like when people lump California and Alabama together when talking about Americans. Annoying, isn't it?

[-] sndrtj@feddit.nl 21 points 9 months ago

The differences between California and Alabama are still an order of magnitude or more smaller than between e.g. Portugal and Latvia.

[-] roscoe@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

I live in California. I've been to Alabama, Portugal, and Latvia (just this year for the Baltics, great places). I disagree.

Parts of the deep south are just fucking alien in a way I've never felt anywhere else.

Different places in Europe are, of course, different. But different in a way you can wrap your head around with an undercurrent of commonality. The same things being done in interestingly different ways by normal people.

The sense of dislocation and strangeness I feel in certain (not all) places in the deep south is far beyond anything I've experienced, not just in Europe, but also Asia, South America, and North Africa.

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[-] JPJones@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago

All you just told me is that you haven't been to either. You couldn't be more wrong.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

This is classic r/ShitAmericansSay

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

lol at the UK tag while talking shit

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm not making any bullshit claims about my country. You are.

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

It isn't bullshit. I don't what else to tell you. 50 states, each with their own cultures and dialects. If you don't want to believe it, that's your business, but that's the way it is.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I can't even be bothered arguing. Your level of stupid has been proven time and again to be immune to facts and reason. It's very obvious you've never been to either of those fucking countries though otherwise you wouldn't say what you did.

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

You aren't arguing. You're just saying "nuh uh" and "ur stupid". Well, you got me! I am stupid. Sorry for bothering you.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Re-read my first sentence. I know.

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

If you say so. Doesn't help that you jumped straight to calling me stupid for trying to tell you how it is. You don't bother arguing because you don't know what you're talking about to begin with. Go back to reddit. You fit in better there.

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[-] AchtungDrempels@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Not really, that would be more like lumping the states Bavaria and Schleswig-Holstein together when talking about Germans.

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Naw, that's more like LA vs SF when talking about Californians. Different beliefs, social behavior, dialects, history, architecture, etc.

You guys really need to get away from lumping Americans in the same bin in conversation. The US is huge and covers more diverse cultures in a single state than most people understand. We're friends with Europeans, regardless of what country you're from. We love you guys! Stop falling victim to propaganda and remember that we are allies.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The US is a huge mosaic of states, and there’s a huge difference between say California and the Deep South.

That being said, their question still stands as they were just curious about possibilities in a region. The US is just as large and diverse, so it’s possible something like that exists in Europe, and if so, what.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lmao Americans thinking calling it soda or pop is equivalent to what Europe has for cultural differences.

the US is just as large and diverse

LMAO peak Yank

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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 76 points 9 months ago

Sometimes there’s no European equivalent to American depravity.

In the mid-20th century, America was considered so culturally bankrupt that the CIA thought it should create some.
BBC: Was modern art a weapon of the CIA?

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

What about mimes?

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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 65 points 9 months ago
[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Bingo. Anything involving the royal family.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Getting married by a fake pope across the tracks in the seedy outskirts of East Vatican City.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Would the Vatican tolerate papal imposters?

...That feels like suicide by Catholicism, somehow

[-] cupcakezealot 26 points 9 months ago
[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

So the prompt is "here is some American silliness. What is some European silliness?" And you say Viktor fucking Orbán? Lighten up.

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[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 25 points 9 months ago

I don't think getting married when drunk is very common at all outside of Vegas.

Are there other places in America that allow it?

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago

I think Reno, Nevada does some similar antics. And possibly Atlantic City, NJ. All of them have local economies based on casinos (and historically, organized crime).

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

That makes total sense haha

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can get married drunk anywhere in the US. The marriage ceremony takes place on your own time, without involvement from the government. The only thing the government needs is the signed marriage contract between the two spouses, the officiant, and the witness(es).

Depending on the state and exactly how drunk you were, you may be able to get the marriage annulled if you weren’t in the right mind to enter into a contract because of your drunkenness.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I got married drunk. Mind you I was sober when I applied for my marriage license. I just got married at the bar my wife and I had our first date at and got us a few drinks to celebrate. And, this was in the Midwest, so very far from anywhere you’d associate with quick drunk weddings.

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[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Having no memories of last night's after-ski shenanigans but today your mouth tastes like sugary cotton balls of death and everybody in the ski lift is looking at you funny?

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[-] ExLisper@linux.community 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There was polish documentary showing some trashy village in the middle of nowhere. Everyone just waited for Saturday because that's when local disco had party with strippers. Guys would fingerbang strippers right on the stage. But I think that's more trashy than drunk Elvis wedding. Equivalent is probably getting drunk on vodka and banging an ugly chick in the bathroom of that disco.

Edit: Just remembered, there's another documentary about polish women going on holidays to Egypt. Apparently it's quite common for European women to fall in love with local guys and get married. Next they go back to Europe and send money to their husband while he quickly gets a divorce and marries another tourist. I would say marrying a windsurfing instructor while on holiday in Egypt is the exact equivalent of getting married by Elvis in Las Vegas.

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

i feel bad for the strippers thats so sad

[-] mirtuevagnet@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Hard to answer. I guess there is none.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 11 points 9 months ago

I'd have to imagine that there's something similar involving Afterskis or Finnish cruises.

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

Yes, cruiseboats in the Finland-Sweden route might be considered. But it's still far from Vegas.

[-] brewery@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

Ridiculous holiday tattoos is the only thing air can think of

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Probably isn’t a 1:1 like that but I’m sure there’s something equally trashy culturally

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[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Getting married in Blackpool by a smashed scouser teenager in a track suit.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

A Johnny Halliday impersonator.

Johnny Halliday was the french version of Elvis Presley, except he lived long enough to release too many albums and become unbearable.

What's impressive is that he became one of the best selling artists of all times while selling records almost exclusively in France. I don't think he ever left the mainstream since the 60's.

[-] Kevnyon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

In Finland, the closest equivalent to this is some D list celebrity (so like someone who was in Big Brother or something) performing the ceremony on a cruise to Sweden. There is no direct equivalent however.

[-] bouh@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The closest I can think of is going to Amsterdam in the red district for drugs and girls.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

Getting a tattoo or getting baptised whilst hammered

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Is getting drunk and getting baptized really a thing? Because if so, I think that might win.

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