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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 117 points 9 months ago

Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Sam Altman for those who don't want to click through.

And I have no idea which I would choose to face off from those four, let alone who would win.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 111 points 9 months ago

You could put them in a sack and hit the sack with a stick. You'd never hit the wrong guy.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

I like this idea much better than picking one of them as the worst person in tech for 2023. Can we do the stick beating instead?

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Could I? Yayyyy!

Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Theil wants a techno libertarian oligarchy with no regulations ala Blade Runner.

Musk wants the rich to escape to Mars while destroying earth and dooming the poor's.

Bezos wants to send the poor's into space along with heavy industry and turn earth into a rich person paradise ala Black Mirror "Fifteen Million Merits".

Altman is just a shitty rich person in tech wasting precious resources to teach a computer to create porn. Becaue we all know that's what 99% of people do and will use AI for. He's also a prepper which means he's a selfish cunt.

If I had to pick just one it would be Theil. I think the man is insidious while the rest are more in your face.

Ranked choice would be Theil, Musk, Bezos then Altman.

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[-] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 21 points 9 months ago

No matter who wins we all lose. That's kind of the point whenever these guys turn up.

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[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

To make things slightly easier it's Musk v Thiel and Bezos v Altman.

In the first matchup, I would pick Musk over Thiel for being a bigger POS in general.

In the second matchup I would pick Bezos for the larger impact he has had on the world.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

I'm with you on the second, but I would have a really hard time with the first because Musk is more overtly a piece of shit, but Thiel has had so much influence over the years, including elevating Elon Musk to the position where he is today. I guess if it's the worst of 2023 and we're restricting it solely to what we know they've said and done in 2023, it would be Musk. But I think overall, it is probably Thiel just because there wouldn't be an Elon Musk anyone had heard about without Peter Thiel.

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[-] Pyramid8058@kbin.social 49 points 9 months ago

I think I'd say Thiel is worse than Musk. He supports anti-gay politicians while being gay himself. Tax cuts are more important than having the law treat people as human beings.

It's possible that Musk might fail to understand exactly how shitty he's being due to his autism, I'm pretty sure Thiel knows he's fucking people over and doesn't care. Also the whole bloodboy thing.

[-] drdabbles@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

He isn't autistic. He simply said he is. Which makes him a giant piece of shit.

[-] supercritical@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

According to his biographer, he’s wildly bipolar.

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[-] nomecks@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

At least Musk is so loud and obnoxious that it's easy to avoid him. Lex Luthor sits over there at Amazon quietly taking over the world and almost nobody gives him a second thought.

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

...How is Bezos in the running?

Jassy is the CEO of Amazon. Outside of space cuntery and being on the chair, he's not really in tech.

With that being said, it's still hilarious to me that Jassy has been CEO for two years, and most people still assume Bezos is boss.

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

I think if you made billions in tech, you always qualify. To some degree even more after you stop working and still can't find time to do anything beneficial for the world.

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[-] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Amazon is one of the biggest tech companies in the world.

There is a good chance the instance you are browsing lemmy on is using Amazon hardware.

They are one of the premier IaaS and PaaS companies, as well as the owners of tons of platforms including websites like twitch.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

I think you need to read the comment you replied to. It seems like you commented before reading anything past the first sentence.

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[-] PopOfAfrica@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Too bad Zuckerberg is about to feast on our data now that Threads has federated

[-] LWD@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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[-] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

How could anyone but musk win?

[-] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Peter Thiel is also abysmal. Elon is more visibly terrible today but Thiel has been bankrolling regressives from the shadows for 20 years. He published his first screed about diversity in academia in 1995. So he is an all-time shitstain, for sure.

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[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Musk shouldn't have won against Ellison. Musk is an uncontrolled trainwreck, sure, but Ellison is a highly controlled and effective lawnmower. He's just better at not being known.

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[-] kaleid@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago
[-] Neato@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago

He's small time. He's ruining one big-ish social platform. While people like Zuck are ruining many!

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

How is it that every bracket isn't just "Elon Musk"?

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thiel's worse, he just hasn't made a celebrity of himself

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

How is Altman worse than sbf

[-] Spedwell@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

SBF's peak was a few years ago. This year all he's done is show during his trial how deluded these techbros/EAs can actually be. At least SBF had the common courtesy to remove himself from public life within 5 years. Style points for the life-in-prison ending, while simultaneously killing mainstream crypto.

We're stuck with Altman for the foreseeable future, and now with a recently purged OpenAI board that will let him continue the industry-wide commercialization of copyright infringement (but only of the laypersons' IP. Better not ask it to draw Mickey Mouse, though).

It's also really unclear where OpenAI lies on the EA/Longtermist/E Acc pipeline. Altman is likely letting whackos have some pretty serious power.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 months ago

Altman is also into crypto, so it's a double whammy

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Should David Zaslav really be considered in tech? If WB Discovery is considered a tech company, then the Barbie movie is now (technically) a tech product...

How do you do, fellow tech workers?

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

It'll be musk. He is just the worst person.

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[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

How is every bracket not Elon Musk?

[-] jana@leminal.space 22 points 9 months ago

That's not how brackets work?

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How did Nadella lose to Altman? Nadella is the reason Altman is what it is now. The reason open ai is not anymore an independent no profit research team to push open AI solutions.

He's the king maker of evil tech. Nadella vs Musk is the only possible final. Whoever voted is insulting one of 2 main contenders. Like CEO of BP losing to a gas pump owner

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[-] Grangle1@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Of the four I'll take Bezos. Elon says controversial stuff but most of his businesses are legit. He owns Twitter now but he didn't create that monster. Altman opened up a can of worms with AI but I do believe he initially had some good intentions with it. I don't even know who Peter Thiel is. Bezos is just an evil corporate suit and Amazon will do anything for money.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thiel is associated with musk, and a pretty awful guy in his own right. The short version is he's a billionaire techno-fascist that funds political campaigns for people like Trump. Here's a video for more stuff about him if you're curious.

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[-] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 6 points 9 months ago

So much names i never ever heard before and i dont wanna look up, after knowing what a fucker musk is (also he wil win)

[-] admin@lemmy.my-box.dev 6 points 9 months ago

Gee, I wonder how this will end if lemmy gets to vote.

[-] sab@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Do you mind? We're trying to have a circlejerk here.

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